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11 May 2007 @ 11:13 am
Flat Reference  
For our new flat, our employers have been asked to give a reference.

Here's mine. Paul likes to brighten up people's days, so instead of a boring form letter:

Danielle,

I've received a letter from you this morning regarding our employment of John Field.

John Field has held the position of Senior Developer with us for nearly a year, and has been an exemplary employee - I am sure his excellence in the workplace would surely be reflected in his suitability as a tenant, indeed, I doubt you will find a more reliable, respectable and trustworthy person!

When he is not healing the sick and turning water into wine, he creates software of such beauty it makes grown men weep. It is my intention to see that he is employed by Alexander Street Press for as long as possible.

Hope that answers your questions.


Kind regards,

Paul Dixon
Alexander Street Press
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lunrwolf[info]lunrwolf on May 11th, 2007 10:36 am (UTC)
healing the sick and turning water into wine

For. The. Win. :D
wabbit[info]wab on May 11th, 2007 10:54 am (UTC)
Genius XD \o/
Starbabe[info]anne_l_davies on May 11th, 2007 12:23 pm (UTC)
Classic. It's so serious until that paragraph! Love it, love it, love it!
[info]casparian on May 11th, 2007 12:28 pm (UTC)
I just LOLed!

Are you going to hand it in like that or edit it to be more seroius?

Vodex[info]vodex on May 11th, 2007 01:58 pm (UTC)
He emailed it straight to them...!
Zoe ~ Princesse de Rien: CJH rather him naked[info]zoecb on May 11th, 2007 12:58 pm (UTC)
Legendary! I may steal some of those phrases for when I want to flirt with people via myspace comments or similar...
Ninja Nobleman[info]illarane on May 11th, 2007 06:40 pm (UTC)
*sniggers*

Very for the win. :D
 
 

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